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Brad Pitt sat down with Bill Maher last night and talked about the usual shit he likes yap about: gay marriage, church vs. state and weeeeeeeeed. Everyone knows Brad was a stoner of stoners back in the day (just ask Juliette Lewis), but he said he gave up heaven's herb when he started having a zillion babehs. Babies = BUZZ KILLERS.
Brad said, "I certainly had my day. I'm a dad now. You want to be alert and my eyes used to glaze over when I did that."
Riiiiiiight....
Brad may not smoke any of the good shit anymore, but you know he gives some to the kiddies in brownie-form to calm their asses down. But seriously, if I had 6 screechers running around me, I'd have to get a bong permanently attached to my mouth hole. Better yet, stick a morphine drip in my ass and never pull it out.
Brad Pitt sat down with Bill Maher last night and talked about the usual shit he likes yap about: gay marriage, church vs. state and weeeeeeeeed. Everyone knows Brad was a stoner of stoners back in the day (just ask Juliette Lewis), but he said he gave up heaven's herb when he started having a zillion babehs. Babies = BUZZ KILLERS.
Brad said, "I certainly had my day. I'm a dad now. You want to be alert and my eyes used to glaze over when I did that."
Riiiiiiight....
Brad may not smoke any of the good shit anymore, but you know he gives some to the kiddies in brownie-form to calm their asses down. But seriously, if I had 6 screechers running around me, I'd have to get a bong permanently attached to my mouth hole. Better yet, stick a morphine drip in my ass and never pull it out.
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