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Brad Pitt told the Daily Mail that since he’s a dad now, his partying ends at 6 p.m. Someone should really get him a watch because yesterday after the Berlin premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Pitt partook of the fine German lager at the after-party until 2 a.m. with Quentin Tarantino and Diane Kruger while Angelina stayed home with the six kids. He left pretty drunk and then ended the night by doing blow off of Diane Kruger’s tits. Okay, I lied about the last part. It was actually me who did blow off Diane Kruger’s tits.
Yeah, Brad. I believe you.
Brad Pitt told the Daily Mail that since he’s a dad now, his partying ends at 6 p.m. Someone should really get him a watch because yesterday after the Berlin premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Pitt partook of the fine German lager at the after-party until 2 a.m. with Quentin Tarantino and Diane Kruger while Angelina stayed home with the six kids. He left pretty drunk and then ended the night by doing blow off of Diane Kruger’s tits. Okay, I lied about the last part. It was actually me who did blow off Diane Kruger’s tits.
Yeah, Brad. I believe you.
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