Post Vacation Recap: Jolie Bitter Bitter Bitter

And Still Bitter about not making the Fashion List. Awwwwwe.

Style 101: Angelina Jolie tops fall fashion trends in the same outfit JA wears on the cover of Elle.

Want to look red-carpet ready as the weather turns? People has the 12 must-have trends for fall, and Angelina Jolie in her strapless, black leather Michael Kors dress that she wore for Brad Pitt's premiere last month is #1. But you can skip the dress and opt for accessories such as a mini or a jacket in the smooth black textile.

It's all about sex and romance as the sizzle of summer cools into chilly frills.

Of course Victoria Beckham makes the list in a red ruffled number that gives a pop of color in a humdrum day.

People has the key pieces, and the stars who already adore them, perfect for sprucing up your wardrobe to transition into this year's fall looks.

Of course this paid piece of crap article doesn't remind people that JA took the photos for Ell months in advance wearing a strapless, black leather dress Aaaaaaaaaaaand this article also won't tell you that the blood sucking vampbitch hasn't done anything fasionable until she was off the best dressed list for last year. Poor praised deprived egomaniac.

Here's Jen setting the trend for AngieJo, Again!



Right down to the locks.

Countdown to Skank wearing a black fedora.................