Ted C. Pushing the Brand??

"Angelina. I don't see her conforming a lot to society's standards."

—Ex-Danity Kane diva Aubrey O'Day, on which celebrity she thinks is the butchest

Seriously, Aubrey? You have mucho buff bods to choose from in this town, and you chose Angelina Jolie!?

Yeah, she's the toughest cookie to pop out twins since Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's mom, but isn't butch just a little...I don't know, sweatier? Ange is too robotic to sweat. If you really want butch, go and talk to Chaz Bono.